B: I have a goddamn yeast infection and I want to punch everyone at work in their stupid fat faces.
M: ahahahahahaha all that nasty sex!! That's a badge of honor. I'd lay my vagisil proudly on my desk. It says "I have amazing sex and I might be contagious." It's a win-win. People will envy you and leave you alone.
B: And if they don't then the itching and burning will clearly aid in my insanity defense when I stab their faces off.
M: Completely.
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