4.20.2012

Customer Service

B: Dude customer came in and said can I ask you a question. You have NO IDEA how badly I wanted to say, it's hooded and at the top of the vagina.

B: I controlled myself.

M: Bahahahahahahahahahahahahh. Oh please do and when he says "what?" just smile and ask if you can help him with anything. No one will believe his story. oh please.

4.12.2012

Defense Strategy

B: I have a goddamn yeast infection and I want to punch everyone at work in their stupid fat faces.

M: ahahahahahaha all that nasty sex!! That's a badge of honor. I'd lay my vagisil proudly on my desk. It says "I have amazing sex and I might be contagious." It's a win-win. People will envy you and leave you alone.

B: And if they don't then the itching and burning will clearly aid in my insanity defense when I stab their faces off.

M: Completely.