Regarding Upcoming Turkey-themed Craft Night

M: Excited about seeing you, creepy turkey not withstanding. B: Right? That turkey is a fucking horror show. It looks panicked. M: Exactly the welcome you want on Thanksgiving. "Holy shit, run, they'll eat you" M: But, I think you have to say shit like that is cute. B: You can practically hear it screaming. B: Well yeah obviously I like it. Its horror amuses me. M: Maybe I've hung around the stupids too long. M: Seriously I like any craft that has the word waddle in it. B: If it were contagious we'd have been fucked a long time ago. M: It took me a few reads to understand that text. I liked all the possible interpretations.