B: Dude customer came in and said can I ask you a question. You have NO IDEA how badly I wanted to say, it's hooded and at the top of the vagina.
B: I controlled myself.
M: Bahahahahahahahahahahahahh. Oh please do and when he says "what?" just smile and ask if you can help him with anything. No one will believe his story. oh please.
4.20.2012
4.12.2012
Defense Strategy
B: I have a goddamn yeast infection and I want to punch everyone at work in their stupid fat faces.
M: ahahahahahaha all that nasty sex!! That's a badge of honor. I'd lay my vagisil proudly on my desk. It says "I have amazing sex and I might be contagious." It's a win-win. People will envy you and leave you alone.
B: And if they don't then the itching and burning will clearly aid in my insanity defense when I stab their faces off.
M: Completely.
M: ahahahahahaha all that nasty sex!! That's a badge of honor. I'd lay my vagisil proudly on my desk. It says "I have amazing sex and I might be contagious." It's a win-win. People will envy you and leave you alone.
B: And if they don't then the itching and burning will clearly aid in my insanity defense when I stab their faces off.
M: Completely.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)